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HOW TO KILL A COLD IN FIVE DAYS
Thursday, November 15, 2007
“THE COLD!” is the bane of a singer’s existence! In New York
City, where I lived as the hub of my career, I spent a lot
of time on the four-train Subway trip each day, from
Greenpoint, Brooklyn, going to and coming from the N. Y.
City Opera, before my career took off and I was able to move
into my apartment at Lincoln Towers ... from which I could
walk to Lincoln Center.
There are A LOT OF PEOPLE traveling the Subway–especially
during rush hours–many of whom go to work with a cold–or the
plague–most of whom blow their respective noses into a
handkerchief ... and then grab the pole or a hand strap ...
potentially passing it on to the next hundred of so,
unsuspecting recipients. Or they may simply sneeze in your
space before you can assume the defensive pose, handkerchief
to nose, wide-eyed in sheer panic and fear, the thought
arising, “Will this be the one that gets me ... the one that
takes me down for two or three weeks of lost income?” And,
don’t forget the occasional, unthinking “sicky” who shakes
your hand, just having put away a virulent nose rag or
Kleenex ... sneezes over your shoulder in the elevator. They
are out there, insidiously, waiting to get you, to take you
down! Aaaauuugh!
The answer for me is Alkalol ... it is a Mucus Solvent, and
it costs about $4.00 a bottle ... a lot less than a number
of doctor’s visits and antibiotics. The times when it wasn’t
available ... like that really tough time, during the Lucia
di Lammermoor, in Santiago, Chile ... I use simple saline,
which I describe below. I hasten to say, I have no medical
training and am not pushing the Alkalol. I give a bottle to
each of my students, when they are coming down with a cold
... and they universally swear by it, as do most of my
non-singer friends, because it is soothing and, if properly
and consistently used, it really works.
I use Alkalol every night–a shot in each nostril–before I go
to bed and the first thing when I get up in the morning. If
you go to sleep with those germs of the day still in your
nose, from those many vis-a-vis conversations, there is a
good chance it’s gotcha! It is also wonderful as a flush
during allergy seasons, to purge the nose of all those
allergy spores. I had a bottle in my car and gave it to the
secretary of the Los Angeles Rams ... to ease the effects of
her alternately stuffy and runny nose. Five minutes later,
she caught me at my car to tell me how she instantaneously
felt better, with the flush.
Assume for the moment, you catch the cold, of one of these
nefarious creatures, lurking out there. What chance have
you? Nothing over the counter works, except those
preparations that dry up your nose, exacerbating the
condition. Years ago, when he first started his practice, to
become the pre-eminent Otolaryngologist, Dr. Charles
Schneider, now in Los Angeles, gave me the best information
about the cold, I had ever heard.
The concept is simple: the cold virus only lasts for
approximately 72 hours. The trick is to aggressively jump on
the problem and keep the cold virus moving through your
nasal pharynx, before the nose dries out and secondary
infection sets in, knocking you out for another two or three
weeks.
Say, for starters, you pour a little Alkalol, into a small
pocket you make in your left hand, about the size of a
quarter. Then with your right index finger, close your right
nostril. Stand slightly bent forward over the sink and bring
your left hand up to your nose, not your nose down to your
hand. Stick it up into your left nostril, holding the right
one closed, and draw the solution up into your nose with
velocity. You want it to go all the way up and through the
nasal pharynx and down the back of your throat, for you to
spit it out. (No harm done is some of it goes into your
stomach) Then hit the other nostril, repeating at least
twice ... depending upon what comes out of your nose.
If you keep flushing the cold virus through every hour and a
half or so, for the first day or two, until the nose stops
running ... and then every three/four hours until I feel
that it is gone, usually five or six days. I reiterate: this
routine generally keeps the virus from finding a nesting
place ... to allow it to turn into secondary infection ...
which can knock you out of the ball game, for two or three
weeks. I usually get through a cold in four or five days,
most often not losing my voice. It has saved many a
performance. I have only had to cancel six times, in all of
my career, because a cold got away from me. I lost two
performances, the first time and four the second.
THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A LOT OF WORK ... THE ALTERNATIVE CAN BE
THREE WEEKS OF MISERY ... AND LOSS OF INCOME ... I LOST TEN
THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THOSE FOUR JOINT CONCERTS I HAD TO
CANCEL.
Call your neighborhood RiteAid and they get it for you in
one day.
In the meantime, you can make up some normal saline, use it
as soon as you get up, in the morning and about every hour
and a half ... for the next 72 hours. Even use it if you get
up for a potty break, during in the night.
Normal Saline: The hard part is in approximating the correct
amount of salt to add to the water. You are aiming for 8
grams per liter, to make ‘normal saline’ as it's called. Use
a teaspoon measure used for cooking. I find that a very
slightly heaped teaspoon is perfect for a liter of water,
approx. 5 ml. A quart is close enough to a liter, so you
don't have to worry if that's what you have, just make sure
it's a full quart.
Since these proportions produce approximately the same ph as
your bodies saline (tears), THERE WILL BE NO BURNING
SENSATION!
Use table salt and don't fret if the water is out of the
tap.
Read and approved by Dr. Schneider.
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